Friday, 24 February 2012

New Rules (Singapore version) ... #1

NEW RULES : (Inspired by Bill Maher New Rules; but please we are Singapore, do not say things that Bill Maher can, especially when it comes to weed or religion)

1) Singaporean men should not complain about Singaporean women being too high standards when we are going around marrying other nationalities. It is not only degrading to our Singaporean women to say such false things; but what does that mean. Singaporean men go for lower standards? Foreign women are of a lower standard or are less ambitious then Singaporean women?

2) NO MORE ERP! With ERP, got Jam. No ERP, also got Jam. So why should we pay for some policy that is not working. Would you buy something that is always not working?

3) Lets not make Mother-Tongue an examinable thing. It is rather shameful to fail in a subject that you speak in all the time!!!

4) Whilst STILL on Mother Tongue, lets learn all 4 official languages of Singapore and more. Its a great way to break down barries! But do not make them examinable. It is bad enough to fail in 1 language.

5) If Hougang gets a by-election, WE GET A HOLIDAY!!!

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